January 2012
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warmskin: my sister really thinks im going to stop picking my nose just because she’s looking at me
Jan 1st
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December 2011
Dec 31st
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my little brother: what animal is corn from?
me:
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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kohthefacestealer: Where can I get a free abortion? I’m 18 and yeah make fun of me for having sex but I was just living my life but yeah I’m really not ready for a child!  I need to know where I can get a free abortion! I don’t wanna use my money because I’m saving up for a new phone. Thaaaaaaaanks :)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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WatchWatch
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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me tomorrow morning
mom: hey hun good morning
me: illuminati
mom: what
me: 9/11
mom: .. do you want eggs?
me: corruption
mom: poptarts...?
me: were being watched
mom:
me:
mom:
me: ................ umbrella ella ella ay ay ay
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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blackmormon: nuggits2: when i was really little i was at my hatian friends house and her mom was talking to me and i didnt hear her so i said “wat?” and jesus crist she gave me a look like she saw the devil and went up to me and said really slowly, “dont you ever say WHAT in my house.” so me being a pretentious little white girl, i said WAT again and she grabbed me by my little pink collared...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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blackmormon: if a girl ever says shes a gamer because she can play mario kart on gamecube just make it look like an accident
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“New Year, New Me(:”
– every single status on facebook during the first week of january
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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tranquilizes: illuminaughty
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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waxxx: RIHANNA - We Found Love Send “We found love” ringtones to your cell phone [Rihanna] We found love in a hopeless place We found love in a hopeless place We found love in a hopeless place We found love in a hopeless place We found love in a hopeless place We found love in a hopeless place We found love in a hopeless place We found love in a hopeless place We found love in a...
Dec 30th
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me: *walks in a starbucks*
clerk: hello how can i hlep u
me: i want a starbucks
clerk: ok sure these are the different kinds of coff-
me: NO
me: I
me: WANT
me: A
me: STARBUCKS
me: THE
me: WHOLE
me: BUILDING
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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brodicus: getting your girlfriend pregnant so you have milk for your cereal
Dec 29th
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saddeer: i asked my mom which ovary i lived in when i was still an egg and she gave me the weirdest look ?
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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madgay: is anyone a surgeon can you remove my feelings
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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