March 2012
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February 2012
someblackkid:
when people complain about the notes they get on a post
1612th:
i’m going to change my url to ccccoooolllllssssttttoooorrrryyyybbbbrrrroooo because coolstorybro is taken so that seems like the next best option
those teachers that ask a question and say right? but try to trick you need to eternally burn in hell
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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unfreshing:
Do you ever just think about how absolutely unsatisfied you are with your life
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triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine photos in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
can my friends stop being retarded fucks
im the one that always plans to do something and all they fucking do is bitch and complain
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST GO WITH IT
they’re either “busy”, complain and bitch about the place i choose for us to go to, or cancel last minute
if only they realize how fucking annoying and bitchy they sound
Anonymous asked: Why clothing?
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blackmormon:
some highlights from my vacation in san antonio
sassy indian guy at the alamo
super sassy black girl
40 year old soccer mom about 2 ambush mexican children
me posing in front of a cannon as a symbol of a penis
my sister eating ice cream in front of a do not feed the squirrels sign
my sister taking artistic shots of me caressing a palm tree
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mostly everyone in my life is fucking annoying
fuck you all
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black person:
me: shouldn't you be in jail
om f g my chemistry teacher is the most annoying shit in the world
he’s been pmsing over nothing this entire semester
imma try and record him and post it
Anonymous asked: what kind of clothing line are you starting? Good luck to you in it though, it seems like an interesting and rewarding business.
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kanyevvest:
GIRL YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF WHAT GUYS DON’T WANT IN GIRLS oH MY GOD
i swear to god if i ever have a 12 year old who cusses and turns out to be a skank i will fucking murder her but not literally just hypothetically
wow this makes me want 2 date her
peace out bitch
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Lana del Rey: *tilts head back and makes sure nostrils are showing*
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