2008: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2009: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2010: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2011: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2012: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
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k1mkardashian: awwful: i actually CAN’T i’m praying that someday you can <3

k1mkardashian:

awwful:

i actually CAN’T

i’m praying that someday you can <3

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I made two Chinese restaurants call each other

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patient: your never going to believe this doctor, my husband just died of a heart attack and my dog was hit by a truck and now i keep coughing up blood help me
doctor: you're*
patient: but
doctor: thanks sweetie bye
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ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

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hottiesinhistory: Hottie in history: John Hancock. His signature on the Declaration of Independence isn’t the only large thing he’s known for.

hottiesinhistory:

Hottie in history: John Hancock. His signature on the Declaration of Independence isn’t the only large thing he’s known for.

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daint: trinnyandsusannah: u aer nwo amreicas nxet tpo mdoel O my god

daint:

trinnyandsusannah:

u aer nwo amreicas nxet tpo mdoel

O my god

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marmalademaid-:

okay gonna claw out my eyes now

what in god’s name

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why isn&#8217;t it working

why isn’t it working