my drug dealer cracks me up
13 year old teenage girl types “you cant photoshop your personality(:” as her facebook status, her friend comments “haha soo true make up can only make you pretty on the outside hunn*” the two giggle about it the next day walking to middle school in aeropostale velour track suits
Don’t panic. I printed all of wikipedia out last night. Tell me what you want to know and I’ll fax you the page.
my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!”
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES
the government should be worried about the killers on the streets instead of nerds on the internet
in 3rd grade we had to make a sentence with a vocab word and i was like “our class pet is HORRIFIC” bcus i thought it meant terrific and everyone stared at me like wtf is this girl why would she hate our class pet and the teacher took away one of my stars for misbehaving