The townspeople of Oakville, Washington, were in for a surprise on August 7, 1994. Instead of their usual downpour of rain, the inhabitants of the small town witnessed countless gelatinous blobs falling from the sky. Once the globs fell, almost everyone in Oakville started to develop severe, flu-like symptoms that lasted anywhere from 7 weeks to 3 months. Finally, after exposure to the goo caused his mother to fall ill, one resident sent a sample of the blobs for testing. What the technicians discovered was shocking – the globs contained human white blood cells. The substance was then brought to the State Department of Health of Washington for further analysis. With another startling reveal, they discovered that the gelatinous blobs had two types of bacteria, one of which is found in the human digestive system. However, no one could successfully identify the blob, and how they were connected to the mysterious sickness that plagued the town.
Martin Luther King Jr. was more than a man who helped abolish segregation in America but also a man who warned us about the future.
MLKJ backwards is JKLM
The 10th, 11th, 12th and 13th letters consecutively.
10 + 11 + 12 + 13 = 46
He died at age 39.
46 - 39 = 7
He had 4 kids.
7 + 4 = 11
How many times did MLKJ say “I have a Dream” in his speech?
9 times
9/11
He had a dream about 9/11
He was warning us all this time
The ‘I’ in ‘I have a dream’ wasn’t I it was ‘Eye’
He was killed by the leaders of the illuminati for this.
He died trying to save us, but of course we didn’t listen.
This day is for you, Martin. May a flight of angels sing thee to thy rest.
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things martin luther king has done for america
- equal rights for black people
- lead the civil rights movement
- changed the future of america for the better
but most importantly
- 3 day weekend
“Pro-pixel intensifying fauxtanical hydro-jargon mircobead extract”
im not a model my photobooth just opened by itself and took a pic
you say tomato i say tomato
you say potato i say potato
wow that doesn’t translate very well over the internet