isn’t this the same chick that didn’t want to wear her safety goggles in woodshop class
god dayum carol the fuck u doing with yo life
i hope tomorrow aka friday the 13th i slip into a 2 year coma so i can miss the rest of high school
friend:
are humans mammals?
me:
...yes
friend:
oh i thought they were reptiles
me:
friend:
me:
“Disco Inferno” - A Dramatic Reading
50 Cent is the Shakespeare of our generation.
Tumblr user:
I WANT FAN MAIL!
African children:
I need water
can someone tell me what ghost notes are
this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.
me when i die
st. peter:
sorry i can't let you into heaven if you have no soul
me:
excuse me?
st. peter:
yeah remember that time you didn't reblog a picture of a homeless man and his dog? have fun in the eternal pits of hell you blasphemous demon wench
opening up a bra shop and calling it 1 girl 2 cups.
