Keeping Up With The Khodabakhshians
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Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious.
Comment (from relative over the age of 40): Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well.

faggoat:

myhistrionics:

faggoat:

That girl whose bipolar schizophrenia you called fake? She’s currently in an Anonymous argument with herself through her Ask box. Think before you speak next time :)

Except that bipolar regards disorder of switching from immense high (mania) and low (depression); otherwise kinda known as manic-depressive disorder. Schizophrenia I can kind of understand; it’s more of a thought/delusion disorder. If it’s really bad, I can see her forgetting her posts were her own, but there would have to be something else in there, too. 

Long story short…be nice to everyone. 

for your next birthday i hope you get the joke

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n4z1:

wanna see what i literally just sent to karp 

Hello friends down at tumblr headquarters,

this message if for David Karp, your leader of tumblr. if you read this without first forwarding it to David you will be violating my privacy and probably going to hell. thank you very much.
Hello David. 
i would just let you know that you run a fabulous website here. i love being able to connect with my new online friends via 5, i repeat, five messages an hour. i really feel like too much communication would take up too much blogging time on the wonderful site you have created. I also really love it when i am warned for having missing e almost every time i go on my dash. It keeps me alert so i dont fall asleep and accidentally delete my account! its a hootin shame that we cant keep missing e though, but i understand. it made blogging WAY too user friendly, and having that would just dull the minds of your loyal fans. I also appreciate the post limit. I would hate to see more than 250 posts by a person a day. Especially if they are depressed. Im really glad that if someones going to commit suicide at 11 40 pm, i probably wont have to hear about it due to their overzealous blogging about being depressed earlier. I would hate for my dash to be spammed with that nonsense. That was a wonderful idea David. Is it alright that i call you David? i feel like we have really bonded so im going to call you by your first name. But I really just wanted to say thank you for creating this wonderful site and making sure that i can connect with people with similar interest all over the world, but not too much because that would just be ridiculous! Thank you David, please respond. Ill be waiting. 
(but dont make your response too long, you might reach the character limit like in your ask box. we dont need anymore people like charles dickens or shakespear. too wordy.)
With lots of love and appreciation, 
tumblr user n4z1
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